OH FUCK YOU TWC.

[chaobell]

So a month after Manager Cousin and I applied for our disaster unemployment money seeing as how we were out of work for a week after Ike and lost a paycheck, after TWC has sent us both letters saying “yes, we will pay you,” after multiple jackasses at TWC have told me, MC, and Aunt Boss “yes, you will be paid” multiple times…

WE’RE NOT FUCKING GETTING PAID.

That’s right. Long story short: we don’t qualify for the federal disaster unemployment money because Aunt Boss pays all the taxes and shit she is supposed to pay. We DO qualify for state unemployment money, but guess what those fuckers do with the first week’s payment! Go on, guess!

If you said “they hold it until you have requested payment for three weeks such that if you were only out of work for one or two weeks you will never actually be paid,” GO GET YOURSELF A COOKIE. You’ll have to pay for it yourself, though. OH BUT THEY WILL LET ME APPEAL THAT IF I AM WILLING TO FILL OUT A WHOLE SHITLOAD MORE PAPERWORK yeah um no.

No, I’m not that broke, I’m not hurting for money right now, and thank FSM I had an extra bill-free week last month and sat on that money so I could pay my rent and phone bill just in case something like this happened and you know what, there are people who need that money worse than I do, but son of a bitch, if you say you’re going to pay me, then is it unreasonable to assume you’re going to put a check in my mailbox, which is kind of what the dictionary definition of the word “pay” implies?

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.

is it can be beer tiem nao plees

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