the egg is now in a nest made of shitty swords and soft puppet ass

Samuel L. Jackson reading “Go the Fuck to Sleep” may be the funniest thing I have ever heard. Ever.

Mirrored from Fire of Unknown Origin.

Apparently, the La Marque fire marshal–yes, fire marshal–can arrest you for saying “fuck” in public now. Maybe I would be a little more understanding of this if the F-bomber had been berating the staff at the Wal-Mart where this happened when she said it, but no, she was talking to her mother and commenting on the fact that there were no fucking batteries at said Wal-Mart.

Which was when Fire Marshal Bill arrested her. Yeah, apparently he can do that.

I understand that it’s kind of a good idea to watch your mouth in public, but this is ridiculous. Or, if you will indulge me for a moment: fucking ridiculous.

I am so tempted to channel Spider Jerusalem and send Fire Marshal Bill a letter that’s nothing but the word “fuck” typed eight thousand times.

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.