the egg is now in a nest made of shitty swords and soft puppet ass

I’ve barely gotten into the second chapter of Serena L’Amour’s pr0n sampler and I’ve lost count of the number of times I’ve a) had to put the Nook down to keep from dropping it as I laugh myself sick, b) heard the needle-scraping-across-the-record noise in my head as I encounter a particularly jarring word (protip: “snatch” is about the least sexy word there is) or a typo that completely changes the scene, like say a missing “s” in “she,” c) made the ಠ_ಠ face, or d) done all of the above at once.

Yeah, this is totally getting posted to weepingcock.

Also the second chapter is dude-on-dude and drops a simile comparing the hair-pulling going on there to “two drunken women in a catfight.” I… I got nothin’.

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.

Chapter 10: One Hundred Tales is done and up.

*wheeze*

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.