GET OFF MY LAWN YOU DAMN KIDS

[chaobell]

A comment about A Clockwork Orange (the book), spotted on the Intarwebs:

I suppose books like this were done in lieu of home video, so people who’d seen the movie could enjoy the story and images and remember it. Coupled with the soundtrack album and a little imagination, the movie could be re-created in your mind.

*cry*

(spoiler: the book came first)

Mirrored from Fire of Unknown Origin.

Comments

[takhisis]

gbflkxptt.

And the extra, original ending was... what, then? Fanfic?

[chaobell]

The author must have had access to the deleted scenes, of course.

*cry*

[velithya]

how does one even react to that level of stupid

[chaobell]

I swear I felt my brain try to curl up to protect itself from the stupidity.

[jld]

I… I'm going to pretend it was a joke. I will ignore any evidence that this was not the case, in the interest of preserving my remaining sanity.