what is this I don’t even

We appear to have a serial gluer in town.

I just… I don’t even… okay, well, if we must have someone in town committing random atrocities with small hand tools I’d rather it be someone spooging hot glue on peoples’ ponytails than other things like maybe say involving a Dremel but seriously come on now what the fuck

[ETA:  Looked at the other article, OSHITSON THAT'S THE WALGREENS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD]

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