And now, I present...

[chaobell]

CHILDREN OF JENOVA

Sarah: 3Y3 R0XX0RZ FF7 F1CZ!
Readers: Y3AH! J00 R0XX0RZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111
[28 chapters later]
Sarah: 3Y3 SUXX0RZ! *crumple*

THE MATCHMAKERS

Dias: Your dragons are making kissynoises at me.
Ashton: It's not because I'm hot for you. Noooo.
Gyoro-and-Ururun: Oh yes it is.
[smut ensues]

CAN'T STAND IT

Naked Dias: Zzz.
Ashton: *wank*
Naked Dias: Hee.

TEARS

Dias: .................................................................................................................................................................WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

WARM, IN YOUR COAT

Bowman: HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN! ALL YOUR FIC ARE BELONG TO ME.
Sarah: Meep.
Readers: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DOING!

DO NOT DISTURB (ANY FURTHER)

Bowman: Hi, Keith!
Keith: I hate you.
Bowman: Want a backrub?
Keith: I hate you.
Bowman: Wanna fuck?
Keith: Boy, /howdy./