chaobell | rare meme post

I couldn't pass this one up. It hurts so good.

What you do: make a list of all the people appearing in your userpics. Arrange them alphabetically. Pair 'em up. If someone appears in more than one icon, just list him/her/it once.

1. Alphonse Elric/Asshat. I suppose if anyone could make an Asshat shut the fuck up, it would be a large animate suit of armor.

2. Blinded/David. David says "GAH JESUS GOD LADY GET AWAY FROM ME I AM GAY AND I DON'T HAVE YOUR FUCKING EYES!"

3. Fruit Fucker 2000/Eileen. This would be a quick one. "Drink my juice. It's fucking nutr--" "AAAUGH!!! *beats Fruit Fucker to death with nightstick*"

4. Gabe/Geddoe. ........oh, Jesus.

5. Hal Jordan/Heather Morris. NO, HAL. THAT IS NOT ARISIA. Also, she will shoot your ass with eye lasers and then her daddy will bring flying saucers to blow you up. Just no.

6. Henry Townshend/Hyatt. Well, I suppose a girl that hacks up blood and dies on a regular basis and does not try to kill him when she comes back to life would be a refreshing change of pace.

7. Kyle Rayner/Luc. ..........oh god no.

8. Robbie the Rabbit/Roy Mustang. And here we have another possible sequel to Snakes on a Plane: RABBIT ON FIRE.

9. Sarah/Sasarai. .....I'm, uh, not entirely sure how I should feel about this.

Which leaves poor Watanabe to sulk and pine and kick Puchus by himself.