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Sep. 23rd, 2005 06:19 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
chaobellAAAAAAAAAAA IT'S HORRIBLE IT'S HORRIBLE
One hurricane hazard they don't tell you about:
KAMIKAZE HUMMINGBIRDS.
No shit, there I was, minding my own business out on the back patio while I still can, and all of a sudden ZOOOOOOM here come two hummingbirds dogfighting over a feeder or something.
ZOOOOOOM there they go around the pecan tree ZOOOOOOM there they go past the birdbath ZOOOOOM there they go around the ZOOOOOOM OH JESUS GOD DUCK!!!
Under the patio cover. INCHES FROM MY HEAD. SEVERAL TIMES.
And by the time I said "oh, the hell with this" and went in, there were no fewer than FOUR of the litle motherfuckers all diving and rolling and being nature's F-16s all over the patio.
One hurricane hazard they don't tell you about:
KAMIKAZE HUMMINGBIRDS.
No shit, there I was, minding my own business out on the back patio while I still can, and all of a sudden ZOOOOOOM here come two hummingbirds dogfighting over a feeder or something.
ZOOOOOOM there they go around the pecan tree ZOOOOOOM there they go past the birdbath ZOOOOOM there they go around the ZOOOOOOM OH JESUS GOD DUCK!!!
Under the patio cover. INCHES FROM MY HEAD. SEVERAL TIMES.
And by the time I said "oh, the hell with this" and went in, there were no fewer than FOUR of the litle motherfuckers all diving and rolling and being nature's F-16s all over the patio.
