RESEARCH, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU DO IT

[chaobell]

“There is no reason an adult should have this game,” says Andy Anderson, Mid-Missouri Internet Crimes Task Force.

Anderson says adults playing “animal crossing” and similar games are likely doing it for the wrong reasons.

I have nothing to add except fuck you very much, sirs.

[ETA: Oh hey, I have an address if anyone would like to explain a few simple facts to these idiots: curtisv@KMIZ.com]

[ETA2: Also, here's where you can complain directly to the "reporter" responsible for this pile of alarmist crap, and here's where you can complain to Det. "Durr Hurr Gamerz R Pedoz" Anderson's department!]

[Son Of ETA:

courtesy of silversolitaire@lj

between this and paulnolan@lj’s Pedotom, I can’t stop laughing now]

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.