the egg is now in a nest made of shitty swords and soft puppet ass

Evidently, some well-meaning but horticulturally challenged citizen turned Davis in. Davis said the team of narcotics officers combed his house for about an hour, at one point discussing whether red and gold bamboo growing in his window might be marijuana. They also asked what he did with the watermelons and cantaloupes growing in his back yard.

“What would I do with them?” Davis said.

Yep, Harris County’s finest at work. GREAT JORB DEWDZ.

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